How To Be Smooth

1.  Do tha Soulja Boy everywhere you go!!

2.  Just real-eyes that you're actually NOT smooth at all and be your totally goofy, crazy and weird self and the chicks will totally dig ya'!

3. Don't lose your cool - the fastest way to prove that you're not smooth is be excessively moody or lose your temper.

4. Exercise good hygiene by bathing, brushing your teeth, wearing clean clothing, etc.

5. It really is all about the sunglasses - make sure you get the right pair and have a pack up pair handy for those horrible fashion emergencies where you break or lose your main pair.

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