How To Be Smooth (cont.)

6. If you are a chick, seriously, learn how to SPIT.  Chicks just can't Spit.  They can't hawk a halfway decent luge, either.  DEVELOP MARKETABLE SKILLS.

7. For most of you chicks - stop holding in your farts on dates.  Really.  You're gonna' hurt yourself.

8. For some of you chicks - DEFINITELy hold your farts in on dates...

9. Dudes - remember ONE Thing about expressing your preferences with music, clothing styles, linguistic choices - THE 80'S ARE BACK.

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